Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Catcalled in Macy's

The only reason I'm posting this is because I'm still laughing days later.


So my mom, Eliza, and I went to Provo to shop for Becca's wedding this past weekend. Seriously, we shopped so much and I'm surprised I didn't drop! (Usually I can't shop for more than 2 hours without getting extremely tired). Becca and her fiancé came with us on Saturday so we could look for ties and accessories. We were all in Macy's looking for shoes, and at this point I was getting pretty bored. "Party in the USA" was playing over the speakers, so I started to dance.. maybe too noticeably to be acceptable in public. We started going down the escalator at the same time the chorus came on, so obviously I'm "moving my hips like yeah", when suddenly somebody yells something.. I turned and looked at Caleb and Becca (who are laughing), and then slowly looked up to a few floors above us, where this 30 year old looking guy is smiling at me. He yelled, "Don't stop!" and I'm thinking, "Yeah, right.". I told him I was done as my face caught fire and I awkwardly rode down the escalator, trying to hide my face. Turns out the first thing he yelled was, "Shake it!". Super. Awkward. Thus ends my jamming-in-public career.